Wife: Did you know this song is about Billy The Kid?
Me: I didn’t know that.
Wife: Yes! He was from Long Island!
Me: Really? I had no idea!
Wife: Yes! That’s why we love him so much!
Me: You love him so much?
Wife: Yes, in Long Island and in New Jersey.
Me: I had no idea.
Wife: Like Bon Jovi!
Me: I knew Bon Jovi was from NJ… and Billy Joel from Long Island… I didn’t know Billy The Kid was from there.
Wife: Not Billy the Kid!…
(conversation continues in equally ridiculous fashion)
