Modern version of a clueless husband flexing his muscles for the wife:
Email to the wife:
record flank today, 2:23! 🙂
What is flank?
Sorry, I meant plank. 🙂
(btw, after doing a google image search to figure out what the right word was and explain it, I realized that I can increase the difficulty of the planks rather than just the time I spend doing them… dah!)