The wife is cooking.
Then the smoke alarms go off.
Wife opens up all doors and windows.
Smoke alarm keeps going and going.
And going.
Wife: “Usually these smoke alarms turn off quicker. They’ve been going a long time now.”
Smoke alarm keeps going and going.
We worry about the neighbors going deaf.
Wife: “Should I turn off the oven?”
Husband: “No.”
Husband: “Does this house have an exhaust?”
Wife: “Hmmm, I don’t know.” She looks. “Yes! I guess it does!”
Exhaust button pushed. Smoke alarms turns off.
