Me: Do you want to exchange anniversary cards?
Allison: Sure. Can you just go throw out all these papers first?
Me: Sure.
I come back and Allison is frantically writing a card.
Allison: I can explain, I can explain. I did write you a card. Here, you have two cards now.
Allison gives me two cards, one of which was the one we were planning to give to the bride and groom for the wedding we were attending later that afternoon.