Cinnamon-Honey-Sugar Attention Hug
I love how I’m starting to hear about others’ absent-minded moments. Here’s what Rich, my father-in-law, sent me: I was pouring myself a glass of water from the refrigerator door and decided I could multitask and look for the cinnamon in the cabinet next to the refrigerator… then I saw …
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Sleeping Duo
This is how Rosie and I were sleeping this morning: (apparently she, like, me, doesn’t like morning light) (view from the wife)
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Flexing muscles for the wife
Modern version of a clueless husband flexing his muscles for the wife: Email to the wife: record flank today, 2:23! 🙂 Wife response:What is flank? Husband response:Sorry, I meant plank. 🙂 Wife response:(radio silent) (btw, after doing a google image search to figure out what the right word was and explain …
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Poop on night gown
A friend of mine told me she pooped on her nightgown. She was traveling, sleeping in a colder place than she is used to, so she was wearing pajama pants under her usual nightgown. She went to the bathroom and dropped her pants as she always does when she’s wearing …
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Fatherly errands
Today my father left my home with my car to take my mom and sister to the mall and do some errands. He called me later saying he noticed I had some shirts for dry cleaning in the car, and asked whether I’d like for him to drop off the …
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Conditioned body
Today Allison went swimming at the gym. To prevent dry skin, afterwards she spread moisturizer all over her body. But it didn’t seem to be absorbing into her skin, so she spread some more layers on. It still didn’t seem right. That’s when she realized it was conditioner, not moisturizer.
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Purple wood
Lesson of the day: keep smoothie past arms’ reach when maneuvering getting dressed. p.s.: could it pass as modern art?
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Unplanned cab ride to the airport
My classmate David left his house yesterday morning to drive to the airport and realized he had no keys to his car, and that he was locked out of his house. So he decided to take a cab to the airport so he could make his plane to come to …
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Bouncing beer glass
Apparently Devil’s Canyon beer glasses are VERY sturdy. I dropped one onto the sidewalk, from full standing/walking position, on our way to their Last Friday of the Month hangout and it bounced a few times on the concrete, with only a minor crack at the bottom to show for it …
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