Lose kids and turn into Flash
When we lose sight of kids, here’s what can happen: Professor’s BBC interview gets hijacked by kids On the flip side, we then gain superpowers and turn into Flash.
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Locked in the bathroom
“I locked myself in the bathroom!”, said the wife. “I was pushing and pulling and pushing and pulling and couldn’t get out. It went on for a while.” Later on the evening I went to the bathroom and this is what the bathroom door looked like from the inside:
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Hot chocolate in the house
In our household it is very important that we never, ever, run out of hot chocolate.
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Lost car. For six months.
This man forgot in which parking garage he parked his friend’s car. He didn’t find the car for six months, needing to pay over $6,000 to get the car out. Photo by Thomas Hawk
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With or without ink?
Would you like your water with or without ink? (I grabbed a pen to write something and dropped it right into the water jug)
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8x stress test
Oops, I’m supposed to change this furnace air filter every 3 months. I hadn’t changed it in 2 years.
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Found the bread
Four days ago, on Saturday, I went grocery shopping. After I paid, I clearly remember double-checking that I wasn’t leaving any bags full of food around the checkout counter, which I’ve done before. Despite that, when I unpacked everything at home, I noticed there was no bread,. even though I …
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She’ll call me when done
Since there was no parking around, I dropped off Allison at Lelenitas in San Francisco to pick up a Tres Leches dessert that we’d bring to Christmas eve dinner with Temis and Carolina. Then I drove around the corner and found a place to park to wait for Allison. I …
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Kramer moment
I just had a Kramer moment. I was walking from my office to the bedroom, turned to look at my wife in her office, and walked into a wall.
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I thought I parked right here
A facebook post from my friend Manny: After a few minutes of looking for my car in a parking lot, I remembered my wife and I swapped cars today and I had been standing next to her van the whole time
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