Good old throw-sunglasses-on-the-ground move
As soon as we got to the stadium last night for the Copa America Centenario opening, I broke my sunglasses. (luckily they came back together!)
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Walking in peace
I should be able to finally walk in peace, in socks and sandals, without wife criticism, now that we saw Argentina / PSG soccer star Angel Di Maria doing the same last night (when we stalked the Argentina National Team at their hotel).
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The cheese stick move
Post from my friend Denise on facebook: From the tv studio to the pediatrician with a stop at SF Unified School District, today feels like a #workingmomtriathalon… lucky I found an old cheese stick on the floor of the car for lunch (I like the cheese stick move)
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Car won’t start
SMS text from my friend Manny: “Walked to the parking lot, unlocked car, got in, wouldn’t turn on, looked around, realized I was in the wrong car.” His wife Diana then suggested he send me that story, as well as the time “he walked into the wrong apartment.”
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Luckily, nobody was home
Here’s how my friend Manny returned home one day: “I walked out of the elevator, went to our door and walked in, put my bag down and walked to the couch. Right before I sat down, I realized I was in the wrong apartment.”
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The pilot will be right back
Imagine you’re in an airplane, mid-flight, when the pilot comes out of the cockpit to go to the bathroom. The cockpit is left alone. You’re a little wary, attentive to what will happen next. Thankfully the pilot comes out of the bathroom. But when he tries to open the cockpit …
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Why is it so cold down here?
My parents and sister are visiting us. Last night, we were downstairs when my sister asked: why is it so cold downstairs, and not upstairs? I replied with: because heat goes up. Today, it struck me that it’s been pretty warm at night (upstairs). And then I thought of a …
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Love for texters
The town of Augsburg, Germany, installed pedestrian traffic lights literally on the sidewalks so that people texting and walking don’t need to look up from their phones to see whether they can cross the street. They don’t want people to walk into cars and trains like my friend walked into …
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Classy luggage tag
I love the tag they put on my luggage when I left it at the San Diego airport. It reads “Blue suitcase containing dirty clothes.”
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3 times deliciousness
I may have earned myself today’s burrito obsession record at Chicago O’Hare’s Burrito Beach after I ate 3 (exact) grilled chicken burrito bowls. Delicious.
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