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Reminder for 2035

I just entered a reminder in my calendar for a day in Oct. 2035: research vaccines for shingles, if we haven’t had one, and consider being vaccinated (since as of Sep. 2013 vaccines can only be taken if one is over 60).(we’ll see if that calendar reminder survives 22 years …

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Really?

Me: “Can I have a morning bun please?” Starbucks check-out lady: “Really?  After two bacon and egg sandwiches?”

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So hungry and so close, yet so far

After working out at the gym, Allison and I walked over to Chipotle.  After ordering the perfect burrito bowl, as I approached check-out, I realized I didn’t have my wallet, but Allison was behind me, so I told the lady Allison would pay.  But when Allison got to the counter, …

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AT&T hour-long call

Allison (after getting home from work): Why do you have toothpaste on your t-shirt? Me: After AT&T had me on hold for 45 minutes this morning I couldn’t wait any longer and started brushing my teeth as I spoke with them.

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Rookie at the TWU Gym

1st day at the University gym: Allison realized there was no soap in the showers.  Too bad she was already wet and had no soap, so she stunk it up the restof the day. 2nd day at the University gym: Allison brought soap to the gym.  Too bad she left …

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Here’s our new citygirl

Allison was at a meeting at her new job with 40 other people.  Someone else was giving a presentation.  Then Allison saw a bug crawling nearby, got scared and was taken aback, which drew everyone’s attention to the bug and got the presenter taken aback and off course. Nice way …

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3am Mariachi

One or two nights ago, I woke up in the middle of the night and heard some faint Mexican music.  We’re staying in an extended stay hotel, so I figured a guest, but probably not one right next to us since the music sounded far away, was playing music in …

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Look, what a coincidence!

Allison: “let’s go to the second mattress store, check out the mattresses there, and then make a decision on what mattress to buy.” Me: “ok.” So we got in the car and Allison set the GPS to the second mattress store she wanted to go to.  When we got there, …

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Taco Tuesdays

Exhausted from a 1,600 mile trip and moving, we went to dinner at a nearby On The Border restaurant.  We sat down and saw on the table a “Taco Fix on Tuesdays” pamphlet saying tacos were as low as $2 each on Tuesdays, and we got excited and agreed to …

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