Why is it so cold down here?
My parents and sister are visiting us. Last night, we were downstairs when my sister asked: why is it so cold downstairs, and not upstairs? I replied with: because heat goes up. Today, it struck me that it’s been pretty warm at night (upstairs). And then I thought of a …
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You sneaky bathrobe you
You sneaky bathrobe getting in the water bucket like that… (the water bucket has shower cold water that comes out before it warms up, so we can use it for other things, since we’re in a huge drought. now some of it is in my bathrobe).
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Wrong taco gear
We got back home after a taco outing, when I realized I had been wearing my in-door slippers. Blimey.
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Roy’s parking meter
The internet was down at home so I went to work at Roy’s Coffee. I parked right in front of the coffee shop and I noticed that the street was metered, so I checked that I had quarters, which I had. Then I set my phone alarm for 2 hours …
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Harry’s razor
I woke up at 6am to get ready to drive to an elementary school where I’d be speaking to 570 kinder through 5th grade students. Terrifying! As I was about to shave, I remembered the new Harry’s razor I got recently, which I hadn’t opened yet, and which people have …
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Excuse me sir
I was doing the grocery shopping at Trader Joe’s later in the day than usual and it was pretty crowded. As I was putting the ground turkey on my shopping cart I half-heard a faint “Excuse me sir” from a woman behind me and I hurried to get the shopping …
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Hello, Statue!
A female friend from grad school shared this on facebook: Today, I walked into a statue because I was also writing email on my phone. I tried to laugh it off because people were watching but it actually really hurt. I can relate!
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Weird pockets
I woke up at 5:30am today to drive to Dallas for a full day out, for my pre-op appointment, hospital blood work, lunch at Chipotle (out of carnitas, had chicken), computer work at Starbucks, physical therapy, and dinner at Chipotle (different location, out of carnitas, had steak). Throughout the day …
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Advanced math
New one for me. Apparently I adopted a new method for doing fractions in checks.
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