Faulty Christmas lights
Pennsylvania woman receives $284 billion electric bill “We had put up Christmas lights and I wondered if we had put them up wrong.” Horomanski said the $284 billion bill caused her to ask her son for a different Christmas present this year. “I told him I want a heart monitor.” …
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Flooded
I was wondering whether the parking lot was flooded. Luckily they had a sign to let me know.
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How much is gas in New Jersey?
Have you ever wondered how much gas in New Jersey costs when you throw in the cost of the pump? A friend just found out, per her Facebook post: Getting gas in Jersey and the guy says “Have a nice day” so I pull away and…
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Hot chocolate in the house
In our household it is very important that we never, ever, run out of hot chocolate.
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Fridge went nuts
The refrigerator went crazy and didn’t want to stop making ice. It just kept making ice and there was no way to stop it! There’s ice all over the kitchen floor.
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Switching lanes blind
Hah, I wonder whether rear-view mirrors were originally invented to keep the wind out rather than to see backwards. They’re made out of glass in this 1924 Moon. Then probably someone tried to switch lanes and killed a horse.
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That’s my suitcase!
As I walked toward the front of the airplane to deplane, I noticed the flight attendant was standing at the end of the corridor, holding my sports coat. But she was also oddly looking down toward the woman who was walking up the aisle right in front of me. I …
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New York pizza
Ahhhh, finally a genuine New York slice of pizza. After putting red pepper flakes on it, I put some parmesan cheese on it, but a lot more cheese than I expected came out. That’s when I realized that it was not cheese, but garlic powder. My wife stayed far from …
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Cool kid in the neighborhood
Facebook post from my friend Manny: “Started distance trails today after steady base building for two months, y estrenando nueva camiseta de La U!!! Was totally feeling like the cool kid in the neighborhood until I noticed I did my run with the store stickers still on the shirt.”
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