It may be on the driveway???
I woke up today and called Allison, who was at the airport leaving for Ohio. She said: Oh, I’m glad you’re calling, I was just texting you to call me when you woke up. I have a favor to ask you. You’re not going to like it. I can’t find …
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Critical toll receipt
Last weekend Allison and I met some friends at a bar and as we were going in and getting carded Allison found a toll receipt in her everyday wallet that was over a year old! Must be a very important $5 toll receipt (from a state we no longer live …
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Millenium shirt
Our friend Mimi just posted a picture of her and Allison on the eve of 12/31/99. Then Allison realized she wore that same shirt she was wearing back then earlier this week, 13 years later (and she complains that I don’t get new clothes…).
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Don’t use the cable
Allison busted into my home office and said “I need your full attention”. I figured I was in trouble. Then she said: “You see this phone-charging cable? Don’t use it because I just dropped it into the dog’s water bowl.”
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Non-sticky table
We moved into our new home and two of the first things Allison bought were no-stick cooking spray and Endust wood cleaner. Then she proceeded to clean our whole dining room table with no-stick cooking spray. It came out very shiny and non-sticky. (I think it was our friend Deb, …
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Happy, hmmm, anniversary???
Me: Do you want to exchange anniversary cards? Allison: Sure. Can you just go throw out all these papers first? Me: Sure. I come back and Allison is frantically writing a card. Allison: I can explain, I can explain. I did write you a card. Here, you have two cards …
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Rookie at the TWU Gym
1st day at the University gym: Allison realized there was no soap in the showers. Too bad she was already wet and had no soap, so she stunk it up the restof the day. 2nd day at the University gym: Allison brought soap to the gym. Too bad she left …
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Here’s our new citygirl
Allison was at a meeting at her new job with 40 other people. Someone else was giving a presentation. Then Allison saw a bug crawling nearby, got scared and was taken aback, which drew everyone’s attention to the bug and got the presenter taken aback and off course. Nice way …
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Look, what a coincidence!
Allison: “let’s go to the second mattress store, check out the mattresses there, and then make a decision on what mattress to buy.” Me: “ok.” So we got in the car and Allison set the GPS to the second mattress store she wanted to go to. When we got there, …
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Got the movers, and the truck
Me: at what time are the movers getting here to load our stuff in the truck? (which we’re renting and driving to Texas) Wife: at 8am. Me: At what time are we picking up the truck in San Mateo? Wife: at 8am. Oops.
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