Pulled a Sharat
Seemingly looking decent with my cousin Carolina: Not so much under the table: (I ran out of dark socks so I had to pull a Sharat)
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Happy, hmmm, anniversary???
Me: Do you want to exchange anniversary cards? Allison: Sure. Can you just go throw out all these papers first? Me: Sure. I come back and Allison is frantically writing a card. Allison: I can explain, I can explain. I did write you a card. Here, you have two cards …
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Sqwak
Allison was told to go to the university’s provost office to sign some papers. So she did. As she got off the elevator, she heard an odd sqwak. Then Allison heard a female voice saying “stop, don’t walk any further, he bites.” Then she saw a lady sit up and …
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Essential things
Here’s what I have learned after living for a month in a $38/night hotel room with my wife and dog:– we can live in small quarters. I think we could live in this hotel room permanently (and it’d be cheaper than rent… 🙂 ).– there are hotel rooms in Texas …
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Forehead highlights
I was told that Rosie walked into Allison’s highlighter. I don’t know Rosie’s side of the story.
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Shiner Bock erupts
Apparently if you put beer in the freezer for too long and then take it out and open it, it’ll erupt (or at least Shiner Bock will).
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Almost pulled a Sharat
The day before my business trip, I have to work at Allison’s office in the afternoon after I move all my stuff out of the hotel room. But between most of our stuff being in storage and having packed for an upcoming 11-day trip, I ran out of dress socks. …
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Locked out of the hotel
Coming back to the extended stay hotel from my morning run, I went to open the outside building door but realized I didn’t have the needed room key. I could have sworn I took the key out of my wallet and put it in my pocket. Hoping the folks at …
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Work out close to me at your own risk
At the gym we were doing some leg raises with SPRI balls and then my ball started rolling down my legs, headed toward my face, but my hands were under my butt so I couldn’t do anything about it but close my eyes and let it hit my face and …
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Ya’all need help?
“Ya’all need help?” is what a cowboy asked us after everyone around us saw all tangled up at a two-steppin’ class at Electric Cowboy. We tried a move they taught us but ended up with our arms all crossed and Allison facing the wrong way.
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