Lose kids and turn into Flash
When we lose sight of kids, here’s what can happen: Professor’s BBC interview gets hijacked by kids On the flip side, we then gain superpowers and turn into Flash.
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Lost car. For six months.
This man forgot in which parking garage he parked his friend’s car. He didn’t find the car for six months, needing to pay over $6,000 to get the car out. Photo by Thomas Hawk
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Found the bread
Four days ago, on Saturday, I went grocery shopping. After I paid, I clearly remember double-checking that I wasn’t leaving any bags full of food around the checkout counter, which I’ve done before. Despite that, when I unpacked everything at home, I noticed there was no bread,. even though I …
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Which Christmas did you mean?
Three years ago, while my family was visiting us in Texas, my dad bought my sister a Christmas gift: a book. He gave it to my mom to hide it until Christmas When they got back to Caracas, my mom hid it. But she hid it so well that she …
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To dress or not to dress
After a weather rerouting to refuel, a flight 3 hrs longer than planned, and tight connection into a changed flight, I finally made it to Harrisburg PA, but my suitcase didn’t (same suitcase with the baggage tag in the wrong place) I’m giving a keynote tomorrow to all of the …
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Knee distractions
Walking out of my knee doctor’s building, the receptionist asked me: “didn’t you have a backpack?” I had left it back in the consultation room. (I was going to miss it when I couldn’t find my laptop back at the office 20 minutes away).
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Keys in the sky
After all the passengers had left the plane, the flight attendant found some keys on the floor. She asked the remaining people (who were staying in the plane for the next leg) whether they belong to anyone. They did not. Someone will have trouble getting into their car and home.
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Car won’t start
SMS text from my friend Manny: “Walked to the parking lot, unlocked car, got in, wouldn’t turn on, looked around, realized I was in the wrong car.” His wife Diana then suggested he send me that story, as well as the time “he walked into the wrong apartment.”
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Luckily, nobody was home
Here’s how my friend Manny returned home one day: “I walked out of the elevator, went to our door and walked in, put my bag down and walked to the couch. Right before I sat down, I realized I was in the wrong apartment.”
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