Excellent hair day
After I was done buying sliced chicken and turkey, the lady at the supermarket deli counter became the third person to recently comment on my (long-overdue-for-a-cut) hair, when she said: May I dare say that you’re having an excellent hair day.
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Fascinating Cayenne
My dad: Do you want to hear about cayenne pepper? My wife: Do I have a choice? My dad: No. (and proceeded to tell a long story about cayenne pepper).
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Keys in different hand… keys in different hand…
Note to self: hold car keys and garbage in different hands.
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Iron from Wonderland
A clueless husband from Wonderland must have packed this shirt, attaching a “No Iron” tag to it and putting it inside an “Iron Medium” bag.
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February Christmas
Good thing we didn’t put up a Christmas tree last year. Two months after Christmas, we still haven’t even put away our stockings. 🙂
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Queso telita, well done
My father went to the supermarket and bought queso telita, a delicious, white Venezuelan cheese. But when he got home and was unpacking the car, the cheese was nowhere to be found. He figured he left it at the supermarket on the parking lot floor. A week or two later, …
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Bathroom souvenir
My father finally finished installing all the door knobs around our house. Then my mother went to the bathroom, and when she opened the door to come out of the bathroom, she was left with a souvenir.
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Soapy gifts
Yesterday I gave two talks at a local college. After the sessions, the administration kindly gave me a gift bag. As I was leaving, I went to the bathroom, before getting in the car. I put the bag down to wash my hands when I heard a noise. I realized …
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Scary freckle
I have lots of freckles, so when I have a physical or go see a dermatologist, they stare at my skin in amazement, take a step back as if I were radioactive, and educate me on what cancerous skin marks look like, and tell me to regularly monitor my spots. …
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