H2O
I just overhead a girl asking her dad, what’s that say? Dad: It says “H2O.” It’s another word for water. Do you know why? Girl: No, why? Dad: Uhhhh…. Uhhhh…. It’s too complicated.
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Come smell this!
Allison just asked me to bring some rosemary in to use in her cooking. That reminded me of a funny husband move: My friend Mike was at our front yard and somehow the rosemary bush came up. He really got into it, and asked a bunch of questions about the …
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Haircuts are overrated
I hadn’t gotten a haircut for longer than usual, and then Allison went abroad for almost a month, which bought me a lot more time avoiding a haircut. So I hadn’t gotten a haircut in well over two months. Then two things happened: Our friends Mike and Esther had us …
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20 minute wait for a brilliant tip
Priceless facebook post from my friend Veronica about her husband Luis: (with whom I can identify very closely!) Luis was on hold with Time Warner Cable for over 20 min because our cable wasn’t working. Finally, a rep answers and Luis tells him that he’s already connected & disconnected the …
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Sangría? Denied.
Allison hasn’t found her drivers’ license since she returned from her trip to the Amazon almost two weeks ago. Since she wouldn’t need it, she left it in a very safe place not even she can find. Today the Amazon trip group met up at a bar to hang out …
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Half-dressed wife
Yesterday at 1pm, after three business meetings including one with the superintendent and other district leadership, as Allison was leaving the bathroom she realized that the back of her dress was zipped up only up to her middle back. Most of the dress zipper was unzipped and her back was …
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Note to self: stay away from the wife’s desk
I was in Allison’s office and needed to make a note to myself. I saw a piece of paper and took a corner of it to write on. Then I realized it was a piece of something Allison had written, and the corner I took was bigger than I planned. …
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Home Depot tour
I went to Home Depot to pick up some utility shelves to store things in the garage, then read that there were two options for what I wanted – 18″ and 24″ depth. I wasn’t sure which one to get, and wanted to get a visual sense. First I estimated …
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(Mis)calculation overflow
I have been very excited the last couple days because it is now just a few days before Allison returns home from her 3½ week trip to the Amazon. However, at this precise moment, I’m glad she’s not home to see my latest mess: As to why I mixed water …
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Police attack
There were 4 police cars and a police motorcycle outside my home today. I don’t think I’m quite that dangerous.
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