Old Town bird base defense
I was running today around Old Town San Diego (it’s cool) when I saw the only other runner I had seen that morning. I thought he may know where he was going, so I followed him. Then I saw him bending over and bringing his hands to his head, and …
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Dragonbreath
Something really weird just happened to me. I was sitting down working on my computer, focused on work, and my body did sort of like an odd hiccup type thing, but not quite a hiccup but more like a rapid deep breath and exhale, and then SMOKE came out of …
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Meditation guest
I call Rosie Allison’s “tail” because she never leaves my wife’s sight. Usually when I meditate, Rosie is upstairs with Allison, but she is traveling right now, so I got a guest visitor as I meditated today: (usually I meditate hanging upside down from the inversion table, but right now …
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Double first-time double-take
Today I was brushing my teeth when Allison IM’d me via Google Hangout. My phone was in front of me, so I video-chatted her back to see her face. (this trip of hers to Belize was the first time I ever video chatted on Google Hangout from a phone). So …
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Fluoreyes
Toothpaste in the eye hurts a surprising amount. (note to self: do not press toothpaste dispenser on to the brush as toothpaste may splatter back).
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I don’t trust my wife
I don’t trust my wife. Not with the alarm clock. Trust with an alarm clock requires 3 things:– that she has the best intentions (check)– that she’s competent to operate an alarm clock (no check)– that she has the resources needed to get the job done (check) 2 out of …
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Magic in the gas tank
Oops. I never let this happen, but today my fuel tank got kind of low… …12.355 gallons low… …in a 12.3 gallon tank…
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announcing cash
“I feel uncomfortable carrying all this cash around” is what Allison announced to the streets, with people walking around her, when we were coming out of the bank… (then she realized she shouldn’t have said that). (she had just taken out a few hundred dollars for her trip to Belize…) …
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keep the hose away from the husband
Allison and I took our regular roles when bathing Rosie. Allison managed the water and soap and I held Rosie in place. When Allison was done with the body she asked me to switch roles for me to clean Rosie’s face. Bad move. Allison’s shirt and skirt ended up pretty …
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business meeting in shorts
For our most recent anniversary, Allison and I gave one another some sessions with a trainer. Our trainer moved gyms, so we moved with him to a gym slightly farther from us (20 minutes away). It happened that today Allison and I had a business meeting (with the same person) …
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