Power Wife
Allison and I landed in Miami and had a two-hour layover before our next flight, so we had a sit-down breakfast, taking our time. After breakfast, we went to our second gate and when I went to plug in my phone and computer, I realized I didn’t have my Belkin …
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Hesitancy
Last night the door bell rang. I opened the door and it was my wife. She had left all her keys in her office. That included the keys to her office, our home, and her car. She’s locked out of all three. This morning she asked for my keys to …
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Hotel key almost
We were in the hotel room at the Big Sur Lodge when Allison said “I’ll be right back. I’m taking my key.” and she showed me the key she was taking. Almost immediately after she walked out of the room, there was a knock on the door. Her hotel room …
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Cherries all around
Today I went to visit a school in El Cerrito, north of Berkeley. Rather than sit two hours in traffic, I decided to take the train, BART. The only problem was that there was no parking near the train station, and I was going to be late, so I had …
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Quite a target
On Tuesday, Allison went to Target to buy a few things for our weekend trip. She picked up fruits, wine, bread, power bars, and a few other things, and proceeded to check out. She waited in line. When it was her turn to pay, she realized she had left her …
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Wrong taco gear
We got back home after a taco outing, when I realized I had been wearing my in-door slippers. Blimey.
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Sneaky Boots
This is what a smile looks like after a wife finds boots she’s been searching for weeks.
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Roy’s parking meter
The internet was down at home so I went to work at Roy’s Coffee. I parked right in front of the coffee shop and I noticed that the street was metered, so I checked that I had quarters, which I had. Then I set my phone alarm for 2 hours …
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I’ll call my sister
Allison, her sister Lauren, and I, went to Michael’s, to get some supplies for Thanksgiving arts & crafts. Lauren went into the store while Allison and I went to Target to get a pan for the turkey. When Allison and I were checking out, I asked her whether we’d eat …
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Harry’s razor
I woke up at 6am to get ready to drive to an elementary school where I’d be speaking to 570 kinder through 5th grade students. Terrifying! As I was about to shave, I remembered the new Harry’s razor I got recently, which I hadn’t opened yet, and which people have …
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