Pulled a Sharat
Seemingly looking decent with my cousin Carolina: Not so much under the table: (I ran out of dark socks so I had to pull a Sharat)
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Happy, hmmm, anniversary???
Me: Do you want to exchange anniversary cards? Allison: Sure. Can you just go throw out all these papers first? Me: Sure. I come back and Allison is frantically writing a card. Allison: I can explain, I can explain. I did write you a card. Here, you have two cards …
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Ya’all need help?
“Ya’all need help?” is what a cowboy asked us after everyone around us saw all tangled up at a two-steppin’ class at Electric Cowboy. We tried a move they taught us but ended up with our arms all crossed and Allison facing the wrong way.
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Really?
Me: “Can I have a morning bun please?” Starbucks check-out lady: “Really? After two bacon and egg sandwiches?”
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Greasy ringing
If I get food onto airplanes, I usually get cold food like fruits and sandwiches, so that it doesn’t smell for other passengers. That’s what I did on my first flight. But I had a tight connection and what I found between flights, in my Chicago connection, was a pizza, …
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Glotón
TJ’s checkout lady: so you buy lunches for a group of people?Me: No, that’s just for wife and me…
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Prime suspect
I walked into the bedroom and Monkey was beheaded. The prime suspect was sunbathing looking very innocent.
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Inside-out shirt at the mall
The wife came back from shopping and I asked her: ‘How come your shirt is inside out?’. (she tried stuff on and came out of the dressing room with her shirt inside-out)
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Sleeping Duo
This is how Rosie and I were sleeping this morning: (apparently she, like, me, doesn’t like morning light) (view from the wife)
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I spotted one
Today, while driving to the post office, as I was going down the hill on Sycamore, there was a minivan driving up it, toward me, on my side of the road, veering like there was chaos in the car and with the driver-side door open! I kid you not. I …
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