3 times deliciousness
I may have earned myself today’s burrito obsession record at Chicago O’Hare’s Burrito Beach after I ate 3 (exact) grilled chicken burrito bowls. Delicious.
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Excuse me, professor
A professor was sitting down in the student union, eating, when an undergrad called her attention and said: “Excuse me. You have pepperoni on your hair.” That professor was my wife.
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Sleepy pillow
Today, January 30th, we got an interesting package. It’s a neck pillow that I forgot at a hotel. As indicated in the postmark, the hotel shipped me the pillow on December 11th, so it took over 7 weeks for it to travel just 100 miles. Back in the day, it …
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Chipotle concern
The Chipotle dude was a little puzzled when I ordered this. I think he considered calling the police.
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We’ll never make it
When I went to Trader Joe’s a couple of days ago, I completely missed three of the items on the shopping list. I had crossed everything else out. Today, Sunday evening, I was driving by TJs and thought I’d go in quickly grab the three missing items. As I was …
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Scooter on Grave
How not to promote a self-balancing scooter. My wife got me this for my 40th birthday. I wonder what her intentions are.
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Somebody left the gate open
I can’t drive yet due to my recent knee surgery, so I took Uber today from the physical therapist back home. I had a curious exchange with the driver when he was trying to make a right turn: Driver: “Somebody left the gate open” Me: “Excuse me?” Driver: “Somebody left …
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Popping right to hand
Today as I was making popcorn with our awesome air popper (thanks Lauren!), while eating the popcorns at the same time, a popcorn popped right into my hand. It was awesome.
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Hammering the driveway
My clever wife used a hammer (since we don’t have a shovel or a water hose) to clear our driveway of ice so we could get our car out. It worked! and we couldn’t have taken the car out with the ice sheet that was there. New use for a …
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