It may be on the driveway???
I woke up today and called Allison, who was at the airport leaving for Ohio. She said: Oh, I’m glad you’re calling, I was just texting you to call me when you woke up. I have a favor to ask you. You’re not going to like it. I can’t find …
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Men in caves
Things that happen when men go in caves:(if they had taken a different wrong turn, that would have been the end of these fellas) From Personal Memoirs of Ulysses S. Grant: “I recollect that at one point in the cave one of these columns is of such huge proportions that …
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Collateral damage from pool laps
How did I do this in my forehead while swimming laps at the pool? I have no idea.
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Crispy finger
My sister was cooking an empanada in the oven and decided to cook her finger too.
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Meditative State
I’ve found that Texas helps me cultivate a meditative state of mind, especially in the check-out lines at the grocery store. The check-out staff works slowwwwwly, at least compared to California and New York. They’re in no rush. They are also very friendly. They ask you what you’re doing this …
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Critical toll receipt
Last weekend Allison and I met some friends at a bar and as we were going in and getting carded Allison found a toll receipt in her everyday wallet that was over a year old! Must be a very important $5 toll receipt (from a state we no longer live …
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Don’t wear those
Tonight Allison and I are going to check out a swimming class at TWU. When she was leaving for work in the morning, she said: “oh, and you know those swimming speedos you have?” me: “yes” she: “don’t wear those.” (as if she had to tell me that)…
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Cracked but (almost) whole
Bummer, I bumped into a jar of smoothie which then bumped into another jar of smoothie and cracked it. Some glass went down including a piece that landed on my sock, but impressively, the jar is still almost whole with almost all the smoothie inside. I considered drinking it but …
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Is something burning?
Allison came out of the bedroom (which is in the opposite side of the house as the kitchen, and where she was on a conference call since earlier I was making too much noise making smoothies) asking “is something burning?”. Yes, something was burning. My pasta. I hadn’t smelled it …
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