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Morning algebra

Morning breakfast with friends + eating like a decent person = ending up hungry Being hungry + French pastry cafe down the street = chocolate croissant Chocolate croissant + driving + no napkins =

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Roller paper casualty

First roller paper casualty after we started storing toilet papers in the new cabinet above the toilet (and I dropped it inside the toilet). UPDATE: Allison just asked: ‘what’s roller paper?’.  I meant… toilet paper…

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Fluoreyes

Toothpaste in the eye hurts a surprising amount. (note to self: do not press toothpaste dispenser on to the brush as toothpaste may splatter back).

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keep the hose away from the husband

Allison and I took our regular roles when bathing Rosie.  Allison managed the water and soap and I held Rosie in place. When Allison was done with the body she asked me to switch roles for me to clean Rosie’s face.  Bad move.  Allison’s shirt and skirt ended up pretty …

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Phoneless

This is a painful post for me to write… I was moving my keyboard, let it slip from my hand, and it landed on my phone, which is now pitch black.  🙁  I sent it in to Samsung for repair.  If things go well I’ll get my phone back in …

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Shredding Sandals

Allison and I are learning a new running technique, ChiRunning, and are excited to attend a ChiRunning workshop on Sunday. We’ve been reading a book about it. So today, as I was running some errands, I had the idea to try the technique on the way back to my car. …

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