When I went to Trader Joe’s a couple of days ago, I completely missed three of the items on the shopping list. I had crossed everything else out. Today, Sunday evening, I was driving by TJs and thought I’d go in quickly grab the three missing items. As I was …
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My parents and sister have been visiting us for the last couple of weeks. Last night, my dad woke up at 4am needing to go to the bathroom. It was pitch black, but he managed to walk around with his hands extended, looking for the door to get out of …
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Tonight Allison and I are going to check out a swimming class at TWU. When she was leaving for work in the morning, she said: “oh, and you know those swimming speedos you have?” me: “yes” she: “don’t wear those.” (as if she had to tell me that)…
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A friend of mine told me she pooped on her nightgown. She was traveling, sleeping in a colder place than she is used to, so she was wearing pajama pants under her usual nightgown. She went to the bathroom and dropped her pants as she always does when she’s wearing …
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Lifting my pants while getting up from the toilet I felt something funny down my pants. My phone.
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Last night I did something you don’t want to know. I was on the toilet and it involved almost dropping the toilet paper, sudden movements and my hand going in the dirty water. I don’t want to gross you out so I won’t write about it. Don’t worry, I didn’t …
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