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P.K.!

“P.K.!”  I yelled in agony as we watched Victor Valdes take out a Real Zaragoza forward.  Only problem was, my electric toothbrush was in my mouth.  Off to soak the shirt…

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Not even I would serve this

As I prepared the play room for poker night, I saw two serving dishes above the tall cabinet.  I reached high, brought them down and saw brie cheese and crackers from board game playing night two weekends ago.  It didn’t look very fresh…  🙂  (we had put it there because …

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Hitting the rim

Today I finished my ‘Super Spinach Salad’ from Trader Joe’s, and I went to throw it out.  It comes with a good sized container filled with a mustardy salad dressing, which I don’t use.  When I dropped the dressing container into the garbage, it hit the rim and fell on …

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Let’s not go into details

Last night I did something you don’t want to know.  I was on the toilet and it involved almost dropping the toilet paper, sudden movements and my hand going in the dirty water.  I don’t want to gross you out so I won’t write about it.  Don’t worry, I didn’t …

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