The splashing sardines dance
Does anyone know how to open a can of sardines? Every time I do, I splash sardine-smelling oil all over my shirt. (and why am I eating sardines? they’re so tasty! imagine how happy a bear would be if it learned how to open a can of sardines – I’ll …
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Back to drinking smoothies
First glass casualty in Texas. (I hope there are IKEAs around here). p.s.: doesn’t the furniture seem to be drinking from the straw? Maybe it was the ghost who made me crack the glass, so he could have a taste of the deliciousness. (a little collateral damage on the …
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Blind spots
This weekend Allison called me into the kitchen to show me the splashes of smoothie on the blinds after we made smoothies. (unfortunately she does have an eye for detail… )
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Shiner Bock erupts
Apparently if you put beer in the freezer for too long and then take it out and open it, it’ll erupt (or at least Shiner Bock will).
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AT&T hour-long call
Allison (after getting home from work): Why do you have toothpaste on your t-shirt? Me: After AT&T had me on hold for 45 minutes this morning I couldn’t wait any longer and started brushing my teeth as I spoke with them.
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Lisa’s work
Nice work, Lisa Lim! I’m slightly disappointed you didn’t eat it off the chair, it looks really good, but that’s ok, next time (or at least save it for me).
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Morning algebra
Morning breakfast with friends + eating like a decent person = ending up hungry Being hungry + French pastry cafe down the street = chocolate croissant Chocolate croissant + driving + no napkins =
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Shredding Sandals
Allison and I are learning a new running technique, ChiRunning, and are excited to attend a ChiRunning workshop on Sunday. We’ve been reading a book about it. So today, as I was running some errands, I had the idea to try the technique on the way back to my car. …
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toothpaste?
What do we think this is? Toothpaste maybe? It did come out easily with water, thankfully.
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The 5-Second Rule
Boooo: Dr. Weil on whether the “Five-Second Rule” is really ok The 5-second rule is great, especially if what fell on the floor is really tasty.
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