Collateral damage from pool laps
How did I do this in my forehead while swimming laps at the pool? I have no idea.
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Cracked but (almost) whole
Bummer, I bumped into a jar of smoothie which then bumped into another jar of smoothie and cracked it. Some glass went down including a piece that landed on my sock, but impressively, the jar is still almost whole with almost all the smoothie inside. I considered drinking it but …
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George Foreman grease
Allison’s mom, Fran, came to visit and joined in the festivities by dumping meat grease from the George Foreman grease container onto the floor. 🙂
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Back to drinking smoothies
First glass casualty in Texas. (I hope there are IKEAs around here). p.s.: doesn’t the furniture seem to be drinking from the straw? Maybe it was the ghost who made me crack the glass, so he could have a taste of the deliciousness. (a little collateral damage on the …
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Don’t use the cable
Allison busted into my home office and said “I need your full attention”. I figured I was in trouble. Then she said: “You see this phone-charging cable? Don’t use it because I just dropped it into the dog’s water bowl.”
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Locked out of the hotel
Coming back to the extended stay hotel from my morning run, I went to open the outside building door but realized I didn’t have the needed room key. I could have sworn I took the key out of my wallet and put it in my pocket. Hoping the folks at …
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Work out close to me at your own risk
At the gym we were doing some leg raises with SPRI balls and then my ball started rolling down my legs, headed toward my face, but my hands were under my butt so I couldn’t do anything about it but close my eyes and let it hit my face and …
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AT&T hour-long call
Allison (after getting home from work): Why do you have toothpaste on your t-shirt? Me: After AT&T had me on hold for 45 minutes this morning I couldn’t wait any longer and started brushing my teeth as I spoke with them.
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